The Junk Bail

Huh? Junk Bail?

Spam. Junk. Trash. A seedy and malevolent world of sleaze, narcotics, market inanity and virus. Not only does this festering underworld affront your senses, it takes a toll on your email management, causes wear and tear on your finger-mouse, and threatens the sanity and security of your hard drive.
Sometimes though, the sordid titles we receive in our junk mail are bizarre enough to be unintentionally hilarious or thought provoking. And here lies hope. We can recycle this stuff. We need not 'fritter' away that spam. We can repurpose it, compost it, remove the dregs and grow the flower. WELCOME.

The Junk Bail

Thursday, December 20, 2012

#12 - YOUR BEDROOM WILL SIZZLE AFTER THIS

Friday, December 14, 2012

#11 - SHE WILL SURELY POUNCE ON YOU

Monday, July 16, 2012

#10 - COCKZILLA IS THE WORD

Friday, July 13, 2012

#9 - NOTHING BEATS A HUGE STICK

Thursday, April 12, 2012

#8 - BANG HER HARD AND MAKE HER MOAN

Thursday, April 5, 2012

#7 - GET HUGE AND SCARE OFF THE COMPETITION

Thursday, March 29, 2012

#6 - HEAR LADIES SCREAM IN BED